Last month, the dawn of
the very addictive Google Feud catapulted the search engine's autocomplete function back into popular consciousness.
The collective curiosity of the Web-surfing public can be hilarious, damning, terrifying, helpful and idiotic all at once with the same search criteria, creating a word storm of need-to-know trivia that perfectly suits the game it inspired.
The common thread? Bearing in mind that autocomplete results are not always identical, people are most worried about the city's safety.
For example, "Is Philly" returns the following results:
- Is Philly the greenest city in America?
- Is Philly schools open tomorrow? (Well, is they?)
- Is Philly airport closed?
- Is Philly safe?
Make it "Is Philly really" and you get:
- Is Philadelphia really that bad?
- Is Philadelphia really always sunny?
- Is Philadelphia really that dangerous?
For each of the following neighborhoods: Northern Liberties, Point Breeze, West Philly and Rittenhouse, the first autocompleted result phrases a question about safety.
The website
Neighborhood Scout, which provides enterprise-grade data for every neighborhood and city in the United States, gives Philadelphia a score of 10 out of 100 based on an analysis of its crime rates. That means the city is safer than just 10 percent of the cities in the U.S., with residents facing a 1 in 91 chance of becoming a victim of violent crime, according to the site. So, Googlers may be justified in their concerns.
Type in "When did Philadelphia," and the final result betrays that awful moment when an 8-and-a-half-year-old digital native, becoming fully conscious of the existence of history, discovers that the Eagles have not yet won a Super Bowl. Type in "Will Chip Kelly," and the first result is "leave the Eagles," followed by "draft Mariota." Type in "Does Sam Bradford," and you get "still play football."
Lastly, "Why do Philadelphians" brings up, among other questions, "say wooder." And, of course, Wikipedia would have a page dedicated to
Philadelphia English, where an explanation of the phonemic incidence can be found.