With the biggest weekend in sports and entertainment right around the corner, it's best not to dwell too much on the gap between a 7-9 Eagles season and the Super Bowl. Regardless of who's playing, Super Bowl Sunday is an American holiday, an indulgent time meant to be enjoyed until we realize we don't get Monday off to recuperate from the shameless hurt we're all about to put on our stomachs.
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Every year, there's a great consolation prize for fans of NFL teams that came up short: Bad Lip Reading.
Yes, the same contortionists who brought us Chris Christie blabbing about potatoes and a cynical reimagining of Donald Trump's inauguration have graced us again with a nonsensical interpretation of what NFL players are saying every gameday.
Sadly, the Eagles are underrepresented here, but we do get a nice cameo from Brandon Graham and Fletcher Cox. Otherwise, enjoy.