Football begins tonight, when the Pittsburgh Steelers will travel to New England to take on the Cheaters Patri*ts. And so, let's make some league-wide predictions on the season:
Division winners and playoff seeds
Playoff results
2016 draft order
Individual awards
• MVP: Aaron Rodgers
• Offensive Player of the Year: Marshawn Lynch
• Defensive Player of the Year: Von Miller
• Offensive Rookie of the Year: Amari Cooper
• Defensive Rookie of the Year: Vic Beasley
• Comeback Player of the Year: Sam Bradford
• Coach of the Year (not pictured): Dan Quinn (Falcons)
Most likely to be fired during the season - Jay Gruden, Redskins
Most likely to be arrested - Greg Hardy, Cowboys
Most heavily fined player: Terrell Suggs, Ravens
Most overrated thing in the NFL: Cowboys OL
Most likely to experience flashbacks during pregame fireworks: Jason Pierre-Paul, Giants
Most likely to try to change the points on the scoreboard and hope nobody notices: Patriots
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