June 10, 2015
Matt Mullin/VIA MSNEWSNOW.com
An Eagles fan witnessed a police-involved accident in Mississippi
Break out the autotune. This one needs a remix.
On Monday, a Jackson, Miss. police officer was injured when his patrol car was slammed into by a truck -- a truck that was being pursued by nearby Jackson State University police.
Via msnewsnow.com:
A JPD officer is recovered and could be released from the hospital on Wednesday afternoon after his patrol car was hit Monday.
His cruiser was plowed into by a van being chased by a Jackson State University police officer.
The crash happened on Robinson Road at the Intersection of Eastview Street. It caused the officer's patrol car to hit a utility pole, splitting it.
The good news is it seems like the officer is going to be all right.
The better news is there was at least one witness, which means the cops have a better chance of catching the driver of the van, who remains at large.
The best news is this was the witness:
[You can watch the full video on msnewsnow.com, here.]
So. Many. Questions.
The first of which is: Are we sure that's not Dennis Rodman's sister? Maybe a relative? Also, why the Eagles hat? Are you a big Fletcher Cox* fan? Are your nails and hair green to further show your support for the Birds?
And the eyelashes. Oh, the eyelashes.
There's just a lot going on in such a short video. But all those things combine to make pure television gold, the kind that has been known to get turned into a very catchy song.
Take Antoine Dodson's famous "Hide Yo' Kids, Hide Yo' Wife" for example:
And what about Charles Ramsey's instant classic, "Dead Giveaway?"
And who can forget Kai the homeless hitchhiker? Months after this video went viral, he was arrest at the Philadelphia Greyhound station on suspicion of murder and he apparently has tons of fans, mainly because of the viral video.
Even Tom Brady has an autotune hit, "Those Balls are Perfect," a love ballad that's been climbing to the top of charts.
Hell, these videos have become so popular, that Tina Fey spoofed them with the opening credits to her new Netflix show, "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt."
Someone needs to get this in the hands of The Gregory Brothers ASAP...
