The funniest tweets about the James Comey hearing

It's fair to assume that a large portion of Americans — whether in a bar, at work or at home — watched the testimony of former FBI Director James Comey Thursday morning.

Like any widely viewed event, like the Super Bowl or the birthing of a giraffe, the tweets were many, and they were good.

Here are the funniest:

The awkward whisper hug revealed

"You're big; you're strong"

Lordy!

Fix your collar, dude

A "Twin Peaks" reference

Still thinking about last night's NBA Finals

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Senior isn't tweeting, but Junior is

Broken dinner dates with the wife

Comey's greatest hits

Job hunting

John McCain is cranky