So utilize those breaks in the action to use the bathroom and grab some grub, because here's a list of this year's Super Bowl ads:
BEER
Product: Bud Light
Target audience: That friend who starts every conversation with "Dude, last night was crazy!"
Summary: Guy orders a Bud Light, proceeds to play real life Pac-Man.
Product: Budweiser
Target Audience: People switching channels from the Puppy Bowl
Summary: Horses save puppy from wolf.
Product: Newcastle Brown Ale
Target Audience: Passive consumers
Summary: Newcastle pokes fun at over-saturation of advertising with some over-saturation of advertising
CARS
Product: Mercedes Benz's "Fable"
Target Audience: Forrest animals
Summary: Slow and steady wins the race, unless the turtle owns a sports car.
Product: Kia Sorento
Target Audience: People who think Tomorrow Never Dies was the best James Bond movie
Summary: Pierce Brosnan is talked in to doing a car commercial.
Product: BMW i3
Target Audience: Generation X
Summary Bryant Gumbel and Katie Couric parody their "what is the internet" segment from the 90's.
Product: Carvana
Target Audience: Everyone older than millennials
Summary: Lazy guy makes his dad feel old.
FOOD
Product: Eat24
Target Audience: Fans of unusual celebrity pairings
Summary: Gilbert Gottfried gets 'hangry,' Snoop Dogg (er, Snoop Lion) calms him down.
Product: Snickers
Target Audience: TV Land viewers
Summary: Danny Trejo and Steve Buscemi are in The Brady Bunch.
Product: Carl Jr's 'All Natural' Burger
Target Audience: Heterosexual males
Summary: An attractive woman walks around naked, chaos ensues.
OTHER
Product: GoDaddy.com
Target Audience: People who dislike Budweiser
Summary: GoDaddy parodies Budweiser's puppy commercial with a terrible pet owner.
(Note: GoDaddy has actually pulled this ad from the broadcast.)
Product: Victoria's Secret Lingerie.
Target Audience: Boyfriends with unrealistic expectations for Valentine's Day
Summary: Beautiful woman pose in lingerie.
Product: T-Mobile
Target Audience: Kanye West
Summary: Kim Kardashian gives riveting performance while holding a phone.
(This article will be updated as more commercials become available online.)