OMG football begins tonight, when the Carolina Panthers will travel to Denver to take on the Trevor Siemian-led Broncos. And so, let's make some league-wide predictions on the season:
Division winners and playoff seeds
Playoff results
2017 NFL Draft order
Individual awards
Preseason MVP
Most likely to have learned nothing from last year
Most likely to have excuses made for him in 4 months by an entirely new city
Most overrated thing in sports (again)
Most likely to make me want to turn off sports talk radio (now that Josh Innes is fired):
Most sought after pee:
Also, since I took too long drawing this crap and didn't have enough time to make my Week 1 picks before the Thursday night game, I'll take the Panthers.
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