January 01, 2024
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The Eagles got their asses kicked by a 3-12 team on Sunday, in case you missed it.
With the NFC East and crucial playoff seeding implications on the line on Sunday, the Philadelphia Eagles no-showed against the Arizona Cardinals. That got me wondering what the other worst Eagles no-shows have been over the last quarter century.
Here are a dozen. Let's do this in chronological order.
Ronde Barber's interception return for a touchdown will forever be the the most iconic image from the Eagles' three straight NFC Championship Game losses, but their loss to the Panthers was easily the biggest no-show. The Birds scored as many points (3) as Ricky Manning Jr., a 5'9 rookie corner, had interceptions. This was an especially brutal loss considering that the Eagles were coming off the 4th and 26 game, which had locals believing that the Eagles were destined to win the Super Bowl.
The 2005 season was a nightmare, as Terrell Owens criticized Donovan McNabb, butted heads over his contract with team management, and literally fought Hugh Douglas. His last game as an Eagle was this blowout loss in Denver, after which he was suspended.
In the final game of the 2009 regular season, the Eagles faced the Cowboys. It was a unique situation in which the winner of that game would win the NFC East and host the loser in the wildcard round of the playoffs. The Cowboys smoked the Eagles 24-0 in the regular season game, and then again in the playoff game, 34-14. This game is best remembered for McNabb playing an air guitar while walking onto the field.
Some days you just feel like Donovan McNabb playing a very forced air guitar. pic.twitter.com/OQXsjCd9jg
— Ryan Walsh (@RyanLWalsh) August 8, 2017
I'm pretty sure every Eagles fan on the planet knew immediately that they were going to lose that game after seeing the air guitar.
Remember "Miracle at the Meadowlands III?" You know, the DeSean Jackson punt return game? Well, the very next game was "The Joe Webb Game," when a depleted 5-9 Vikings team traveled to Philly to face the Eagles on Tuesday Night Football after inclement weather delayed the game, angering Ed Rendell.
The Eagles were favored by 14.5 points, but they never got their offense going, while Webb and the Vikings did enough to ruin the Eagles' positioning in the NFC playoffs.
This list wouldn't be complete without a game from the Dream Team season, and this game effectively put the nail in the coffin of the 2011 Eagles. Despite heading into this game with a 3-5 record, the Eagles were 13-point favorites, but they lost to Skelton and the then 2-6 Cardinals.
During Andy Reid's final year in Philly, there was a home game at the end of the season against the Bengals in which the the team looked grossly unorganized. On their opening possession, Jeremy Maclin fumbled, leading to a Bengals TD. On their second possession, the Eagles went three-and-out, and boos rained down. While lined up for the ensuing punt, backup TE Clay Harbor ran out onto the field late, which drew more boos, and then the punt was blocked, lol. The Eagles would get blown out, fall to 4-10, and Reid would be fired at the end of the season.
In Week 11 of the 2015 season, the Eagles got blown out by the Buccaneers 45-17 behind five Jameis Winston touchdown passes. The following week, the Eagles took an even worse beating at the hands of the Lions on Thanksgiving. By the end of that game, I had the Lions' fight song memorized.
It became clear that Chip Kelly's scheme was cooked, and that their season was over. He would be fired in-season a month later.
During Doug Pederson's first season as the head coach, the Eagles were down 29-0 at one point late in the third quarter against the Bengals. But worse than the score was the effort (or lack thereof) on several occasions throughout the game, most notably by Zach Ertz, who jumped out of the way of linebacker Vontaze Burfict, who was trying to track down Carson Wentz.
That was an inconsequential play during that game, but people noticed it, and Pederson was peppered by questions about the team's effort the following day in his press conference. Pederson would admit that "not everybody" played hard.
The 2017 Eagles won the Super Bowl, and Saints players, notably Alvin Kamara, said that they would have beaten the Eagles in the NFC Championship Game if not for "The Minneapolis Miracle."
The following season, in a game with far lower stakes, the Saints annihilated the Eagles, dropping them to 4-6.
In the first game of the COVID season, the Eagles got out to a 17-0 lead on the road against the Commanders, and then completely fell apart mainly due to three bad turnovers by Wentz. This loss set the tone for what would be a 4-11-1 season that would get Pederson fired.
This one should be fresh in your memories. It was more or less the beginning of the end of the 2023 Eagles, you know, assuming this nightmare of a season continues on the way it's been going.
And finally, there was yesterday, when the 3-12 Cardinals had 15 more first downs, 174 more yards, they ran 25 more plays, they held the ball for for almost 20 more minutes of game clock, they didn't punt, and they scored touchdowns on all four of their second half possessions.
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