March 14, 2017
Contributed Art/Pornhub
Pornhub report says web traffic reflects "Snowzilla" during East Coast winter storm from Jan. 22-24.
If you're single and snowed in during Winter Storm Stella Tuesday, things might get kind of lonely. Which may lead you to certain websites.
If you live in New Jersey, one of those certain websites won't just help you with your lack of a significant other, it will also "plow" for you. Get it? Plow, as in snow plowing, and also as in sexual intercourse. Ha!
Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,” the adult entertainment site says it is sending out a fleet of branded trucks to clean the city’s streets and parking lots for free.
“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price tells Boston, “and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”
The cheeky service, which is only being offered in Boston and New Jersey, is slated to begin when the flakes start falling overnight and continue for the duration of the storm, Price says. Each of the trucks—he says there are more than two dozen of them—will have the porn website’s black, white, and orange logo on their plows and doors.
Small businesses in Boston: @Pornhub will clear your lot tomorrow. Email phubplows@gmail.com and tell 'em you want to get plowed. Seriously. pic.twitter.com/TEvtUPa2JT
— Ted Geoghegan (@tedgeoghegan) March 14, 2017
.@Pornhub is paying for people to GET PLOWED for FREE! #TrueStory #MarketingGenius 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SSXJvnmwKd
— Tim Walton (@RealTimWalton) March 14, 2017
If you live in New Jersey, you can email phubplows@gmail.com to request the service from Pornhub. If you live in Philly or the Pennsylvania suburbs, and PennDOT hasn't cleaned up your neck of the woods, you'll just have to take care of it yourself. Get it? Take care of it yourself? As in ... never mind. I'll show myself out.
