February 03, 2017
You're watching Major League Soccer highlights on YouTube when you scroll down to the comments section:
"The MLS is a retirement league for washed up players."
"Steven Gerrard is on vacation in Hollywood."
"Frank Lampard is just collecting a final paycheck."
Those comments weren't entirely wrong.
We brought over 37-year-old Didier Drogba and 34-year-old Cuauhtémoc Blanco and 35-year-old Marco Di Vaio. A lot of those aging superstars actually played well over here, but it didn't really matter, because the next line of thought was, "well, MLS must be pretty crappy if 37-year-old Didier Drogba is scoring goals."
It was always about optics, right? There was this lingering thought that Major League Soccer couldn't attract stars who were actually in their prime. We had to settle for players who were 31-, 32-, or 33-years old, guys who were done with the European game and ready to move on.
That changed when Toronto FC signed 27-year-old Sebastian Giovinco in 2015. Finally, a top-level player had come to North America in his prime. In a lot of ways, it was a signing that had to happen for MLS to grow up a bit and take the next step forward.
This winter transfer window has further crippled any thoughts of MLS being a retirement destination for fading foreigners. Spearheaded by expansion Atlanta, the list of acquisitions includes dozens of players under the age of 30 and dozens more under the age of 25.
In putting together this list, I didn't count returning U.S. internationals like Greg Garza, Oguchi Onyewu, or Jonathan Spector. I also didn't include draft picks or homegrown players, which would obviously skew the total number much, much lower. I did include players here on loan, and a couple who rejoined MLS for a second time. The focus is on foreign acquisitions.
Alexandros Tabakis – 24-year-old Greek goalkeeper
Jeffrey Otoo – 19-year-old Ghanian forward/winger
Hector Villalba – 22-year-old Argentinian winger
Kenwyne Jones – 32-year-old Trinidadian striker
Chris McCann – 29-year-old Irish d-mid
Miguel Almiron – 22-year-old Paraguay international midfielder, had transfer interest from Arsenal
Kevin Kratz – 30-year-old German midfielder and "ex-Union player"
Yamil Asad – 22-year-old Argentinian winger
Anton Walkes – 19-year-old English midfielder
Leandro Gonzalez Pirez – 24-year-old Argentian center back
Josef Martinez – 23-year-old Venezuelan striker
Nemanja Nikolic – 29-year-old Hungarian striker who had interest from England
Jorge Rodrigo Bava – 35-year-old Uruguayan goalkeeper
Juninho – 28-year-old d-mid (2nd MLS stint)
Bismark Adjei-Boateng – 22-year-old Ghanaian midfielder
Jukka Raitala – 28-year-old Finnish left back
Jonathan Mensah – 26-year-old Ghana international center back
Mohammed Abu – 25-year-old Ghanaian midfielder
Jose Guillermo Ortiz – 24-year-old Costa Rican forward
Anibal Chalá – 20-year-old defender, Ecuador youth international
Jose Salvatierra – 27-year-old Costa Rican right back
Roland Lamah – 29-year-old Ivorian/Belgian winger
Cristian Colman – 22-year-old Paraguayan forward and youth international
Alberth Elis – 20-year-old Honduran winger
Adolfo Machado – 31-year-old Panamanian center back
Romell Quioto – 25-year-old Honduran forward/winger
Vicente Sanchez – 37-year-old Uruguayan winger (2nd MLS stint)
Juan David Cabezas – 25-year-old Colombian midfielder
Romain Alessandrini – 27-year-old French winger
Joao Pedro – 23-year-old Portuguese d-mid
Francisco Calvo – 24-year-old Costa Rican center back
Vadim Demidov – 30-year-old Latvian center back
Rasmus Schuller – 25-year-old Finnish midfielder
John Alvbage – 34-year-old Swedish goalkeeper
(I didn't count the Minnesota players who were on the NASL squad or joined the team via intra-league trades)
Blerim Dzemaili – 30-year-old Swiss midfielder who will join in the summer
Benjamin Angoua – 30-year-old Ivorian center back
Antonio Delamea Mlinar – 25-year-old Slovenian center back
Miguel Camargo – 23-year-old Panamanian midfielder
Alexander Callens – 24-year-old Peruvian center back
Alexander Ring - 25-year-old Finnish midfielder
Hassan Ndam – 18-year-old Cameroonian center back
(none yet, and I didn't count Victor "PC" Giro since he came from a lower division in the U.S.)
Giliano Wijnaldum – 24-year-old left back
Jay Simpson – 28-year-old English striker
Haris Medunjanin – 31-year-old Bosnian midfielder
David Guzman – 26-year-old Costa Rica d-mid
Roy Miller – 32-year-old Costa Rica left back (2nd MLS stint)
Sebastian Blanco – 28-year-old Argentinian midfielder
Albert Rusnak – 22-year-old Slovakian attacking mid
Harold Cummings – 25-year-old Panamanian defender
Marco Urena – 26-year-old Costa Rican forward
Florian Jungwirth – 28-year-old German d-mid
Danny Hoesen – 26 year-old Dutch forward
Gustav Svensson – 29-year-old Swedish d-mid
Igor Juliao – 22-year-old fullback who had another loan spell with KC in 2014
Gerso Fernandes – 25-year-old Bissau-Guinean winger
Latif Blessing – 20-year-old Ghanian forward/winger
Ilie Sanchez – 26-year-old Spanish d-mid
Chris Mavinga – 25-year-old French left back
Yordy Reyna – 23-year-old Peruvian forward
Tally all of that up and you get 59 total players. If you take their combined ages and then divide by that first number, you see that the average age of foreign signings entering Major League Soccer this winter is 25.7.
That's a staggering number. We've never seen this many young foreigners join the league during a single transfer window. Atlanta built a roster that includes six international rostered players who are 23 years or younger. They've been incredibly impressive and they haven't even played a single game.
The oldest player on that transfer list is 37-year-old Vicente Sanchez, the Uruguayan playmaker who joined Houston after a stint with Colorado a few years ago. He can still play a bit, but probably inherits more of a mentorship role this season.
You also have 35-year-old Jorge Bava, the Chicago goalkeeper. There are a couple of other goalkeepers who pull the number a bit higher, and that's natural since you can play that position well into your thirties.
As far as field players, only nine of the 59 are age 30 or older. You've got 32-year-old Kenwyne Jones, the Trinidad striker, and 31-year-old Haris Medunjanin, Philly's Bosnian international number eight.
What you don't see on the list is an Andrea Pirlo, Frank Lampard, or Steven Gerrard. Even the LA Galaxy are revamping their personnel strategy as they target players like 23-year-old Joao Pedro and 27-year-old Romain Alessandrini. The only aging, veteran acquisition they made was U.S. international Jermaine Jones, who is now 35.
You also have a bunch of homegrown signings that I didn't even list, as teams start to pull kids through their academy and give them slots on the first team.
We're moving in the right direction, with a focus on young foreign talent and academy promotion.
If you come across someone who still thinks MLS is a "retirement league," send them this article.